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Total Medals Earned: 335 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,445 Points

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

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Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Da Pink Knight

Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/485 points)

TKO 10 Points

Dizzy the boss before first armor break.

YouWin 25 Points

You Win.

PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points

Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.

JuiceyKisses 25 Points

Use magic as the final blow on the boss.

OneBigClusterFart 25 Points

Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.

CuttinOutSweets 50 Points

Beat the game without getting a dizzy.

DreidelPower 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.

MaryPoppinz 50 Points

Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.

Tilt 100 Points

Beat the game with a certain score..

TimeAttack 100 Points

Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 11/14 (285/415 points)

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 12/13 (145/155 points)

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Depict1

Medals Earned: 10/10 (275/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)

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Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Medals Earned: 2/13 (30/350 points)

Flawless Failure 5 Points

Get three straight questions wrong.

Flawless Victory 25 Points

Win the game without any strikes

BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points

Get three strikes with $4,900.

Bomb Squad 10 Points

Survive 10 bomb rounds.

Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points

Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.

Octochamp 10 Points

Get eight questions in a row correct.

Trump Card 10 Points

Finish game with more than $20,000.

Extra Innings 25 Points

Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.

Marathon Grill 25 Points

Answer 25 questions in a row correct.

One-Hit Kill 25 Points

Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.

Bonus Buster 50 Points

Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.

Fallout Shelter 50 Points

Survive a five-question bomb.

The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points

No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 5/18 (65/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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