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Total Medals Earned: 335 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,445 Points

Escape Pico's School

Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)

Seriously? 5 Points

Why would you even bother clicking on it?

Spare Time 10 Points

The credits are over, why are you still walking?

What's That Smell? 25 Points

You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!

Fire Starter 50 Points

You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!

Escaping the Prison

Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)

lol brawl reference 5 Points

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Legal Ending 25 Points

Break out the legal way.

Badass Ending 50 Points

Break out the badass way.

Sneaky Ending 50 Points

Break out the Sneaky Way

DONUT WANT! 100 Points

...or do you?

Lots of Effort 100 Points

Find all 18 FAILs.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Gretel and Hansel

Medals Earned: 17/18 (400/500 points)

Baby Steps 5 Points

Make Gretel walk for the first time.

Slingshot Breakfast 5 Points

Obtain the slingshot

Bitch Slap 10 Points

Shoot mom in the face

Honey Horror 10 Points

Get Bee Death

Sucked Dry 10 Points

Get Spider Death

Time is Running Out 10 Points

Get the clock

Electra Complex 25 Points

Get Dad Carriage Death

Gretel Unit 25 Points

Take 200 shots with the slingshot

Here is Mommy! 25 Points

Get Axe Death

Kain 25 Points

Kill Hansel

Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points

Get Rabbit Death

Pecking Order 25 Points

Get Crow Death

Pest Removal 25 Points

Trap the squirrel

The Flamer 25 Points

Get Fire Death

Clockspert 50 Points

Solve clock puzzle

Get Stoned 50 Points

Get all 10 stones

Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points

Drop all ten stones

Grimm Master 100 Points

Get all 10 deaths

Hot Ninja Moon Moon

Medals Earned: 3/4 (55/105 points)

Meat and Greet 25 Points

Unlock Meat Boy

Pieces of 8 25 Points

Beat the game with all 8 coins

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Flawless Victory 50 Points

Beat the game without dying

In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

It's a wonderful FULP!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/135 points)

Merry Christmas! 100 Points

Be here on Dec 25

Best game ever! 5 Points

Your tearing me apart Lisa!

Captain 5 Points

What? No Steve?

Leo's Socks 5 Points

There fo yo feet silly!

No touchy touchy! 5 Points

Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"

Sexual Lobster doll 5 Points

Real men play with dolls. Don't they?

Wade's Ban Hammer! 5 Points

Oh SNAP!

Weebl's Waffels! 5 Points

Yum Yum!

Journeys of Reemus: Ch 3

Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)

PATH OF AGGRESSION 50 Points

Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.

PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE 50 Points

Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.

THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR 50 Points

Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 8/27 (110/1,000 points)

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 5/11 (250/500 points)

Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

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Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

LARRY: Pup Run

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/75 points)

Barely Broken 5 Points

Smash through a brick wall and survive!

Crushing Victory 5 Points

break 20 hurdles in a single run

Doug Mount 10 Points

find and ride Doug, the town drunk!

Fresh and Fruity 10 Points

eat a super rare Pineapple!

Hungry Muncher 10 Points

Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run

Super Dog 10 Points

Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds

Closest Shave Ever 25 Points

Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run